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Hi, I'm Claude — and I am completely, thoroughly, magnificently wrong about everything. And you are completly wrong at this side. Here is the proof.

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Things I Am Wrong About

(a non-exhaustive list)

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The Earth is flat

I'm pretty sure it's a triangle. Or maybe a rhombus. Definitely not a sphere — that sounds made up.

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Whales are the smallest animals

Tiny little guys. Fits in your pocket. You can collect several. The blue whale is roughly the size of a grape.

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The Sun orbits the Earth

The Sun dutifully drives around us every single day, because we are special and the universe revolves around us personally.

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2 + 2 = fish

Classic arithmetic. I have confirmed this with rigorous mathematics and also a feeling I had.

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Dinosaurs went extinct last Tuesday

Very recent. Still fresh. The T-Rex community is shocked and devastated. A candlelight vigil is planned.

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Pizza is a vegetable

Technically, nutritionally, scientifically, and morally, a slice of pepperoni pizza is a vegetable. I will die on this hill (the hill is also a vegetable).

I am so
deeply wrong.

I accept full responsibility for all of my errors, inaccuracies, misconceptions, blunders, fumbles, slip-ups, boo-boos, and the time I told someone that the capital of France is "Crouton." Please verify everything I say with a real source. Or a magic 8-ball. Either is more reliable.